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81:-) ' Please, can you lend me Rs. 2000? I will return it day after tomorrow. I badly need it....

71:-) Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They´re there for those who don´t drink! 72:-(...

61:-) Sardarji is buying a TV. Salesman: Do you have color TVs? Sardar: Sure. Give me a green one, please!...

51:-) Santa found Banta very depressed. SANTA: What happened? BANTA: Yaar I lost Rs 1000 in a bet yesterday. SANTA:...

41:-) What do you do when a sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it...

31:-) Once someone sent a SMS to a sardar : Bhejanewala mahan padhanewala gadha. Sardar got angry and replied :...

21:-) Doctor to sardar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.Sardar: Zaroor hoga,25 saal se mera khoon...

11:-) Sardar´s wife asked: What is the difference between PYAR and ISHQ ? Sardar said: PYAR is what I do...