61:-) Sardarji is buying a TV. Salesman: Do you have color TVs? Sardar: Sure. Give me a green one, please!
62:-( SardarJi calls Air India: How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? “Just a sec,” says the rep. “Thank you.” says the Sardarji and hangs up!
63;-) Sardarji is filling up a job application. He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes!
64:-D Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai”!
65:-l What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies? He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes!
66:-) What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet? He makes a photocopy of the white sheet!
67:-( Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says: Yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims: 71st and *again* barefoot!
68;-) The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. “What’s the problem?” asked the doctor. “I’m 2400 kms from home.”!
69:-D Santa Singh and Banta Singh are in a railway station.
Santa asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?”
“No,” answers the Railway man.
“Can I?” asks Banta Singh!
70:-l A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him “Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai kya? Cinema hi to hai”. Sardarji replies: Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata?!