SMS Jokes 51-60

51:-) Santa found Banta very depressed. SANTA: What happened? BANTA: Yaar I lost Rs 1000 in a bet yesterday. SANTA: How come? BANTA: Well, the one-day match between India and England was shown live on TV yesterday. I bet Rs 700 that India would win but I lost. SANTA: But that´s only Rs 700, where did the rest go? BANTA: Yaar, I bet on the highlights too!

52:-( Santa and Santo were planning to go on a second honeymoon on their 10th wedding anniversary. SANTO: We will go to all the same places that we did on our first hm. SANTA: As you wish. SANTO: We will do all the things we did on our first hm. SANTA: OK. SANTO: And will we make love like m our first hm? SANTA: That´s right execpt this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry ´Its too big, its too big´!

53;-) Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks : Kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho? Sardarji replies: Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun!

54:-D A Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, “It is good that cows don’t fly”!

55:-l A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”!

56:-) How many Sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping? Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note!

57:-( Why are Sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can’t remember what they have been assigned to!

58;-)Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light bulbs? He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom!

59:-D Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. “Why”, his friend Santa Singh asked him, “Are you wearing two jackets?”. “Because,” said Banta Singh, “The directions on the can says ‘put on two coats'”!

60:-l Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied “I just can’t do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can”!