Category: Santa Banta Status

SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha. Ek admi- Wah Santa ji.. Kya chest hai SANTA- Are ye to kuchh nahi, Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega. …

Santa:(dukandar se) uncle ji ek kala bulb dena. Dukandar:kala bulb kyo chahiye Santa:dupher me sone ke liye andhera karna hai Santa-Yar Shadi K Jode Kon banata Hai? Banta-Aasman Me …

A couple (santa with wife) went to a wish well. Santa bent down,threw a coin and made a wish. Wife bent down a little more and fell into the …

Santa- Kaun Si Cast K Log Desh K Acche “Nagrik” Hote Hain? Banta- Baniye…… Santa- Wo Kaise? Banta- Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai Desh K Acche Nagrik “Baniye”

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miioge? Santa: Biwi se.. Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi. Santa: Maa-Baap toh agla janm lete hi mil jaenge, Par biwi ke liye sala phir se …

1 bache ne santa ki dukan se Rs.45 ka saaman liya or use 5 k note me 5 k aage pencil se 0 likh kr diya or kaha Yelo …

Santa: If I die, will you remarry? Jeeto: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Santa: No, I’ll also stay with your sister… …

Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye: Doctor:” Tumharey Kaan Kese jaley ?? Santa:” Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.. Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki …