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- Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miioge? Santa: Biwi se.. Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi. Santa: Maa-Baap toh agla janm lete hi mil jaenge, Par biwi ke liye sala phir se 25 saal wait krna padega 😉
- Santa -”Tution master ka msg aaya hai ki kal extra classes hai,.
- ab kya kare..”
- Banta – “Message sending failed
- likh ke waapis bhej de saale ko..”
- santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu? Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hain jinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai
- Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli:” Aaj kuch Aisa Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jaaye…
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- Banta Utha Aur
- Fan Band Karke So Gaya..
- Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.
- Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.
- Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
- Santa roz naashtay may Sade unattis rotiyan khata tha.
- Ek din uskay nokar nay uskay aagay tees rotiya rakh di.
- Santa nay gussay may aakar kaha…haraamkhor tunay to mujhay jaanwar hi samajh liya..
- Santa Inspector ki job ke interview mein:
- Interviewer: Bheed ko titar-bitar karne ke liye kya karna chahiye ?
- Santa: Chanda maangna shuru kar dena chahiye.
- Ek bar santa church gaya.
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- Achanak light chali gayi aur andhera ho gaya..
- Tabhi church ka ghanta baja
- “TONNN”
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- Santa chillaya- Ohh Teri UNDERTAKER
- aa gaya 😀
- Santa: Aaj men ne 1 jan bachai
- Banta: Woh Kaisay?
- Santa: Vo aise k ek Faqir ko pucha
- 1000 ka note dun to kya karega
- Wo Bola
- Khushi se mar jaunga
- Me ne kaha ja nahi deta.
- Santa goes to gulabo’s home & knocks the door
- Gulabo-”kon?”
- Santa-”Main!”
- Gulabo-”Maikon?”
- Santa-”Lo bolo! Ullu ki patthi,tu gulabo or kon?”
- Santa 2 Banta: Santa k ghar uske sasural wale aye
- Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch lekar aao.
- Santa taxi lekar agaya.