Santa Banta Status

Santa: Maine tuje khat likha,fir b tu meri shadi me kyu ni aya? Banta: Mujhe khat nhi mila. Santa: To...

Banta: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya? Santa: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas. Banta: Kya Boli? Santa:...

 1 bar Santa paise jma krane Bank gya Officer-Ye note fta h dusra do Santa-Mai apne A/c me jma kr...

Santa (romanticly) : i wana tel u smthng, Girl : its nt gud 2 talk while eatin... . . ........

Santa teacher ban gaya Usne exam ke liye Ques. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .....

Teacher 2 Santa: Ur son is a fool. See his report. Eng-6 Math-7 Sci-4 Sst-8 TOTAL-25 Santa: Total me to...

Teacher:- Oxygen ki khoj 1958 me hui. Santa :- Thank God..... me uske baad hi peda hua...... . .. Nahi...

Queen Elizabeth & Banta were having candle light dinner Queen says "pass the wine you divine" Banta thinks "How poetic"...