Santa Banta Status

Nurse to patient with bleeding head - "Your name? Patient: Santa Singh. Nurse: Age? Patient: 30 years. Nurse: Married? Patient:...

Santa: Mere friend ne chupke se mere mobile se meri GF ka no le liya.... Banta: Fir kya huwa? Santa:...

Santa: Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid? Banta: Prepaid me bahut fayda hai, isme call k baad bill...

Santa Ne Facebook Account Banaya, Ush Ko Ye Nahi Samjh Aa Raha Tha Ki "WALL" Pe Kya Likhe... . ....

Santa ne apni Bhabhi ko jaan se mar diya. Logo n pucha q mara.? Santa-Main jb b apne dosto se...

Santa: Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi. Banta: : Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga. Santa : Arre yaar…Sagi...