The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out
with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
I wouldn’t mind grocery shopping so much, if someone else would come home with me and unload and put them away.
Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.
For once, could my horoscope simply say “you should go out and buy lots of shoes” is that too much to ask?
Despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing – shopping.
Is listening to the little voice in my head that whispers, “go buy shoes, you know you want to.
Online dating is like shopping for a car online… show me the carfax. wanna see the history.
I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas.
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure… it’s called a credit card.
“I have enough clothes and shoes, I don’t need to go shopping”, said no woman ever
You know your life isn’t exciting when you get “rupee up” to go to the grocery store.
Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.