Once God was on the Internet:

Human: God, Plzz answer My Prayers Now.
God: M Busy, BRB.

Human: God, Plzz make me look as Good as Katrina.
God: ROLF.. LMAO.. LOL..!!

Human: God, Answer Me..:
Why M I here, what’s My purpose in Life?
God: Wait, Let me Google this.

Human: God, I wish I could talk to you.
I feel like you are the only friend I have..!!
God: Then add me on Facebook Dude 😉 😛 😀