Money Cant Buy You Everything
It can buy a bed – but not sleep
It can buy a clock – but not time
It can buy you a book – but not knowledge
It can buy you a position – but not respect
It can buy you medicine – but not health
It can buy you blood – but not life
So you see, money isn’t everything,
and it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your
friend, and as your friend I want to take
away your pain and suffering…
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you!!