Contents
- KILLING ENGLISH:-
- JAIN SIR: ”U 3 of u, Stand Together Seperately.”
- SHASHI MAM: “Will u Hang that Map or else i’ll Hang Myself.”
- ALKA(PRINCIPAL): “Tomorrow cal ur Parents,Especially Mother & Father”
- MARIA MAM: “Why r u Looking at d Monkeys Outside When i’m in d Class?” 😀
- Killing English
- 1. Principal To Student…” I Saw U Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette… ? ”
- 2. Class Teacher Once Said :” Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!”
- 3. Once Hindi Teacher Said….”I’m Going Out Of The World To America..”
- 4. “..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
- 5. Don’t..Laugh At The Back Benches…Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down…..
- 6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem. And Then She Said ” Why Is Fan Not Oning” (Ing Form Of On)
- 7. Teacher In A Furious Mood… Write Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!
- 8. “Shhh… Quiet… The Principal Is Revolving Around College”
- 9. My Manager Started Like This “Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids”
- 10. “Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I’ll HANG MYSELF”
- 11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”
- 12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us… “My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My Daughter”
- 13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially Mother And Father
- 14. “Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys Outside When I Am In The Class?!”
- 15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. “I Understand. You Understand. Computer How Understand??
- 16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. “Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away”
- 17. Once Teacher Told “If U Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U”
- 18. Teacher To Students:don’t Spit Outside, The Understanding People Will Suffer
- 19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girls