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- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
- You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
- you wish you had ordered that.
- Man : Is there any way for long life?
- Dr : Get married.
- Man : Will it help?
- Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come.
- Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
- Answer : It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
- Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
- Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.