Funny Shayari 71-80

71. Tedhe medhe, oonche neeche hai pyar ke raste.
Nagar palika ko khat bhejo marammat ke vaste!

72. Dil ke dard ko zubaan par late nahin,
apni aankhon se kabhi aansu bahate nahin,
zakhm chahe kitne bhi gehare kyon na ho,
DETTOL ke siwa hum kuchh lagate nahin!

73. Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
par kuchh khaas hua nahin.
Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana tha,
par afsos ke LOAN pass hua nahin!

74. Kisi ne darwaza khat khataya,
mai samjha mera DIL aaya.
Darwaza khola to dekha bijli ka BILL aaya!

75. Likhe jo khat tujhe,
wo teri yaad mein,
sare sare khat bapu ne padh liye.
Savera jab hua, to joote pad gaye,
wo fashion wale baal hawa mein ud gaye!

76. Nigahein nigahonse mila ke to dekho,
kabhi kisi kn apna bana ke to dekho,
milna chahenge sab log tumse,
kabhi tum naha ke to dekho!

77. Aap ki charcha hai har galli mein,
har ladki ke dil mein aap ke liye pyar hai,
yeh koi chamatkar nahin,
kyonki kucch hi dino mein rakhi ka tyohar hai!

78. Jalte ko aag kehte hai,
kobra ko naag jehte hai,
garden ko baag kehte hai
aur aap ke paas jo missing hai usko dimaag kehte hai!

79. Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

80. Unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unhon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha!