Funny Shayari 51-60

Gaaon ke aadhe se zyada log

Hmmmm Conversation Khatam Kare Sirf

51. Kya lekar aye the, kya lekar jaoge?
Mujhe SMS na kar ke kitni chillar bachaoge?
Utni chillar bachake narak kya bangla banaoge?

52. Dost na honge to dosti ka faez kaun ada karega?
Hum na honge to aap ko kaun yaad karega?
Bas aap salaamat rahe,
warana hamari salaamati ki kaun dua karega?

53. Ladki matlab ek ajib paheli.
Kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli.
Kharch kare to bole “Darling I love you”.
Na kare to bole “Hello brother who are you?”

54. Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega.
7 pheron ke saath koi aap se bandh jayega.
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
kya pata kal kaun sa sample aapko saumpa jayega!

55. Mere SMS ko tere INBOX mein panah mil jaye.
Tu reply kare to tera mobile FANAA ho jaye!

56. Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ke har taraf ujala hai.
Ab lagta hai ki ghar ki bijli katwa doon aur tujhe diwar par latka doon!

57. Kisi ko PURANI HAVELI pasand hai,
kisi ko Sharukh ki PAHELI pasand hai,
kisi ko AKELI pasand hai,
par humein to aap ki SAHELI pasand hai!

58. Kanjusi ke liye Oscar ka jab bhi nomination ayega,
aap ka naam bade adab se liya jayega.
Kabhi kisi ko SMS mat karna,
Award haath se nikal jayega!

59. Log ishq kyon karte hai bade shor ke saath?
Hum ne bhi kiya bade jor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge thoda gaur ke saath
kyon ki kal use dekha kisi aur ke saath!

60. Teri jhulfon mein khona chahta hoon,
par tu tel itna lagati hai ki har baar phisal jata hoon!