(21) Phone mat kiya karo dear,
mom hoti hai near. Papa se lagta hai fear,
baat nahin hoti hai clear.
Hs liye SMS karo dear, without fear and clear!
(22) Dost teri yaad mein humein dast(=diarrohea) lag gaye.
Yeh bhi to aansoo hi hai bas rasta bhatak gaye!
(23) Unki gali ke chakkar kaatate kaatate kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye.
Woh to hamare na ho sake, hum kuttonke sardar ho gaye!
(24) College ki galiyon mein ajib khel hota hai.
Class ke bahane dilon ka mel hnta hai.
Notes ki jagah lovemail hota hai.
Isliye Pappu har saal fail hota hai!
(25) Jab jab gheere badal, teri yaad aayi. Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan, teri yaad aayi. Jab jab mai bhiga, teri yaad aayi. Ab raha nahin jata, chhatri lauta de bhai!
(26) Ai dost tu bhi likha kar shayari, tera bhi naam ho jayega. Log phekenge ande tamatar, to shaam ki sabji ka intezam io jayega!
(27) Dil se boloon ek baat main sachhi,
hum tum ek daal ke do panchhi.
Dosti hamari yeh hogi na kachhi,
teri photo se to meri negative achhi!
(28) Jalee ko aag kehte hain.
Bujhi ko rakh kehte hain.
Jo cheez tumhare paas nahin hai jaani,
use hum dimag kehte hain!
(29) Kabhi housla bhi aajma lena chahiye.
Bure waqt mein muskura lena chahiye.
Jab saat din mein bhi khujli na mite,
to 8ve din naha lena chahiye!
(30) Dil do kisi ek ko, kisi nek ko jo samjhe ishq ko.
Jab tak sachha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko!
