Funny Shayari 11-20

(11) Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo.
Jo dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Pichhe walon ko aage jane na do aur aage walon ke aage niklo.
Tabhi tum achhe TRUCK DRIVER ban sakte ho!

(12) Humein to loot liya SMS ne,
call mein kya dum tha.
Mera mobile phasa vahan jahan coverage jam tha.

(13) Dosti ka pehla paigam aapke naam.
Zindagi ki aakhri saans aapke naam.
Rahe salamat yeh dosti hamari.
Dosti salamat rakhna aaqka kaam!

(14) Safar lamba hai, dost banate chalo.
Dil mile na mile, haath badhate chalo.
Taj na banao, bahut mahenga padega.
Jahan bhi jan, ek nayi mumtaz banate chalo!

(15) Fursat mein tum yaad aate bahut ho.
Yaadon mein aakar satate bahut ho.
Ji karta hai tumhe lunch par bulaoon.
Par kya jarun yaar, tum khaate bahut ho!

(16) Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai.
Khoon choos keti hai ladkon ka saara,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai!

(17) Raam ne dhanush toda,
Seeta bhaag ke chali aayi.
Kisan ne baansuri bajayi,
Radha daud ke aa gayi.
Humne to sirf seeti bajayi,
woh baap ko keke aa gayi!

(18) Mere SMS ke charche hone lage.
Log hamare dewane hone lage.
Khush nasib hai aaq jo hamara SMS mila.
Jise na mila woh phone patak patak ke rone lage!

(19) Ajib hai nakhre tere,
ajib hai tera style.
Naak pochhne ki tameez nahin aur haath mein hai mobile!

(20) Samundar bhar syllabus,
nadiyan bhar padh pate hain.
Balti bhar yaad rehta hai,
mug bhar likh pate hain.
Chullu bhar marks aate hain,
chalo doob kar mar jaate hain!