Teacher Asked Santa : Agar ped par 5 birds bethi ho, aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to kitni bach gyi? Santa : Koi nahi, sab ud jayengi. Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachengi, lekin tumhari soch mujhe pasand aai. .. . Santa : Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai. 3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain. 1 chaat kar, 1 kat kar aur 1 choos kar batao konsi shadi shuda Hai? Teacher sharmate hue: Jo choos rahi Hai. Santa : Nhi, Jis k gale me mangalsutra hai, . lekin apki soch mujhe pasand Aai.. 😀
