Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miioge? Santa: Biwi se.. Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi. Santa: Maa-Baap toh agla janm lete hi mil jaenge, Par biwi ke liye sala phir se 25 saal wait krna padega 😉
Santa -”Tution master ka msg aaya hai ki kal extra classes hai,.
ab kya kare..”
Banta – “Message sending failed
likh ke waapis bhej de saale ko..”
santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu? Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hain jinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai
Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli:” Aaj kuch Aisa Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jaaye…
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Banta Utha Aur
Fan Band Karke So Gaya..
Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.
Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.
Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
Santa roz naashtay may Sade unattis rotiyan khata tha.
Ek din uskay nokar nay uskay aagay tees rotiya rakh di.
Santa nay gussay may aakar kaha…haraamkhor tunay to mujhay jaanwar hi samajh liya..
Santa Inspector ki job ke interview mein:
Interviewer: Bheed ko titar-bitar karne ke liye kya karna chahiye ?
