Santa Banta Special 3

Santa:(dukandar se) uncle ji ek kala bulb dena. Dukandar:kala bulb kyo chahiye

Santa:dupher me sone ke liye andhera karna hai

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Santa-Yar Shadi K Jode Kon banata

Hai?

Banta-Aasman Me Bhagwan Banate Hai.

Santa-O teri, Yaar Galti Ho Gayi

Banta-Kya?

Santa-Mai To Darji Ko De Aya.

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Santa ko 500 ka note pada mila.

Us par likha tha- ‘I luv u.

Santa ne apni jeb se ek 500 ka note nikala or us par- I luv u too’ likh kr wahin rkh diya..:

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Santa 500 k note pr likha number dial kr

rha tha,

Banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho?

Santa – yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji

to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske

pas hai. 🙂