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Whatsapp Jokes, Funny Jokes: Latest Whatsapp Funny Jokes In Hindi
Papa mujhe school chodne aap kyon aate ho ?
Baanki sab ki to mummy ati hai?
Papa:- Bas beta esliye!
Kuwarron ko lagta hai
Ki saare samsya ka
Samadhan shaadi hai
Jabki shadishuda ko lagta hai sari samasya ki jadd shaadi hai..
Bhagwaan:- kya chahiye tujhe?
Kaka:- Ek naukari, paison se bhara kamra, sukoon ki nind
Aur garmi se chutkara
Bhagwan:- Tathaastu !
Aaj kaka ATM mein guard hai…
Kuch din online nahi aunga jel jaa raha hoon
Dhaara 302 lagi hai
Ek ladki ko palat kar dekh liya khushi se mar gyi
Pagli…
Bina net ke phone vidhawa sa
lagta hai, aur bina phone
ke main vidhawa sa lagta hoon.
Pushpa joota isiliye nahi
pehenta tha,
kyunki use lace baadhne
ke liye jhukna padta.
Mai jhukega nahi sala..
Sabse choti love story
Ladka:- Nice dp
Ladki:- tabhi to
Lgayi hai…!
India me ladki girlfriend
bad me banti hai, saare
Doston ki bhabhi pehle
Ban jaati hai….
Patni:- pta hai, auratei
Apne bachhon ko tez awaj mein kyon dantti hain?
Pati:- nahi, btao kyu?
Patni:- taaki patiyon mein bhi khauf bana rahe?
Jab se paytm phone pay
aur google pay aaya hai
Tab se road par pade paise
Milna band ho gaya…
Baniya:- Doctor sahab
Plastic surgery mein kitna kharch aayega?
Doctor:- 50000
Baniya:- Agar plastic hum de den to?
Doctor:- (gusse se) saale
Pighla ke chipka bhi lena..
Mummy – ye kaisi jali hui
Roti banai hai tune??
Me – wo meri khubsurati dekh ke jal gayiiiii !
Main – mummy bhag kar
shaadi karun yaa shaadi
karke bhaagu
Mummy – Tooti hui chappal
se maaru yaa chappal tootne
tak maru..
Doctor ko samjh nahi
aa raha tha ki patient ko
Kaise bataye ki serious hai
Doctor:- mobile mein kuch delete karna hai to kar dijiye..
Ladki saath ho to restorent
Ka bil ladki door ho to mobile
Ladki hamesha ke liye hi door
Jaaye to daaru ka bill
Isliye n lagao dil
N ayega bill..
Bachpan mein maa se maar
Khane ke baad kaun-kaun sochta
Tha ki..
Ghar se bhaag jaaunga aur
Bahut bada aadmi ban kar lautunga…
Patni:- Tum mujhse kitna pyaar karte ho…?
Pati:- 72%
Patni :- 100% kyu nhi ?
Pati:- 28% to GST hain
Na pagli luxury item par..
Chintu:- Aaj mere dost
Ghar aa rahe hain mere
Saare khilone chipkar rakh do
Mummy:- kya tere saare dost chor hai?
Chintu:- Nahi, lekin wo apni chijein pehchan lenge.
Paiso ki baat mat
Kar pagli
Jitna tune dekha
Nahi usse zyada to maine udhaar le rakha hai ..
Saanp se zayada
Katarnaak hote hain
Wo log jo screen short
Sambhal kar rakhte hain..