Valentine Day Funny Wishes 2024

Valentine Day Funny Wishes is right around the corner, and what better way to celebrate than with some laughter? In this blog post, we bring you a collection of funny wishes that are sure to tickle your funny bone and bring a smile to your loved ones’ faces. Whether you’re looking for a witty message to send to your partner, a hilarious card to give to a friend, or just some lighthearted humor to brighten up the day, we’ve got you covered. Get ready to spread some laughs and make this Valentine’s Day a truly memorable one!

Valentine Day Funny Wishes 2024


If you love them in the
morning with their eyes
full of crust; if you love
them at night with their
hair full of rollers,
chances are, you’re in love
Happy Valentine’s Day

True love comes quietly
without banners or
flashing lights.
If you hear bells,
get your ears checked.
Happy Valentine’s Day

Valentine funny for friends

You don’t need flowers to smell sweet and don’t need ornaments to look beautiful. And then I thought you don’t need a valentine’s day either to be loved!

Funny One-liners For Valentine’s Day

Whoever said Valentine’s day is only for lovers? I love you my best friend! Happy Valentine’s day.


I am not saying that I care about money more than I do about you. But it’s my father’s advice to spend my money on good purposes only! Happy Valentine’s Day!

Short Funny Valentine Quotes

I love going out with you on any day except Valentine’s Day. The rapid demise of my pocket money burns my soul so badly. Happy Valentine Day!


I was just wondering if we could deny being boyfriend and girlfriend for a day. Tomorrow, let’s be just a friend to each other. Happy Valentine’s Day!


Celebrating Valentine’s Day looks great in movies. But in real life, it’s just horrible and costly. Try buying a bouquet of flowers and you’ll know!

Valentine Funny For Boyfriend

I love going out with you on any day except Valentine’s Day. The rapid demise of my pocket money burns my soul so badly. Happy Valentine Day!


The best way to spend this valentine’s day for me is to spend it with the love of my life – food. Wishing happy valentines day to you!


Let’s pretend for one day that we love each other more than anything else. We can avoid each other for the rest of 364 days!