Santa: Maine tuje khat likha,fir b tu meri shadi me kyu ni aya?
Banta: Mujhe khat nhi mila.
Santa: To sale maine likha to tha ki khat mile na mile,ana zaroor h..
Santa ek Ped Par ulta latka hua tha,
Banta: Ulta kyon latke ho,
Santa: Maine SIR Dard ki GOLI khai thi, Kahi Pet me na chali jaye.
Santa :- Oye, Tumne Apni Sagai Kyu Tod Di.
Banta:-Arrey, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahi Tha.!
Santa:-Toh.?
Banta:-Jo aj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki Wo Meri Kya Hogi…!
Boss: Mere liye ek shisha le ke aao
Jisme main aapna muh dekh saku
Santa : Nahi mila sir
Sab shisho par mera hi Muh
Dikhay de raha tha.
Captain of Military: Naujawano, aage bado…
(Santa aage nahin bada)
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha 😀
Santa joined NASA.
After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA !
Madam – Translate it .
Mere sir de Baal ,
Uud gaye hawa de naal ?
Santa rply –
Hair of your tind . .
have gone with the wind.
Ting ting teeding.:-P
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In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start…
All Started Running Except Santa.
Coach:Y R U Still Waiting?
Santa: My No. Is 4! B-)
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Santa & Banta 8th Me Aathvi Bar FaiL Ho Gye
Santa- ChaL Suicide Kar Le
Banta- SaaLe PagaL Ho Gya Hai
AgLe Janam Fir NURSERY Se Hi Suru Krna Padega 😀
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Santa: They say, “Milk gives you strength”.
Banta: That’s right.
Santa: So I drank 5 glasses & still couldn’t move
a wall.
I tried 6 shots of vodka & saw the wall move by
itself!
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Santa Ne god Se Pucha
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon..
God Ne Jawab Diya.. aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.
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Patni: Agr mai kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Santa: Nirml baba ke pas jaunga
Patni: Tm kitne achhe ho, kya kahoge unse?
Santa: Baba aapki kripa ho gyi
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