A Psychic Talking To
A Ghost..
PSYCHIC: Why Did You
Die … ?
GHOST: I Was Hit By A
Car Trying To Save
Someone.
PSYCHIC: Why?
GHOST: Because I Don’t Want
Her To Get Hurt.
PSYCHIC: You Really Love Her
A Lot Because You’ve
Sacrificed Your 0wn Life Just
For Her.
May be She’s Sad Now,
Because 0f Your Death.
GHOST: No. She’s Very Happy
Because The 0ne That
I Saved Is The Man
Whom She Loves. . . =/
True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Husband comes home drunk n breaks some crockery, vomits n falls down on d floor.Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him.He prays that they should not have a fight.
He finds a note near d table…”Honey..ur favourite breakfast is ready on the table, i had to leave early to …buy grocery… i’ll cum running back to u, my love. I love u. …”
He gets surprised and asks his son.., ‘wat happened last nite..?’
Son told…,” wen mom pulled u 2 bed n tried removing ur boots n shirt..u wer dead drunk n u said……”” Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone…I M Married !!!””
Dats True Love…:) ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
True Love:-
Subah uthke ankhe kholne se pehle jiska chehra dekhne ki ichha ho wo pyaar hai,
Mandir me darshan karte wakt kisi ke pas khade hone ka ehsas ho wo pyaar hai,
Pure din ki thakan jiske saath bethne ki kalpana se hi dur ho jaye wo pyaar hai,
Sar kisi ki godi mein rakh ke lage ki man halka ho gaya vo pyaar hai,
Lakh koshish karke bhi jisse nafrat na kar sake, bhul na sake wo pyaar hai,
Aur ye sms padhte waqt tumhe jiski yaad aaye wo tumhara pyaar!!