This is Student Life * Definitions Altered

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* This is Student Life *
Definitions Altered
1- SPEED : Getting ready in 5
minutes

2- SHARING : Whole class copying
one assignment but in totally
different way

3- PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can
present one answer in 5 different
ways for 5 different questions

4- EDITING : Your report contains
atleast 5 pages less than the
person from whom you copied

5- MULTI TASKING: Playing games
on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping
with seat mate, day dreaming, making
teacher’s sketch and still
pretending
that you are listening what
teacher is saying.

6- ART : Beautiful art on the last
page of note book.

7- SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best
unintentional humor to teachers
during Viva

8- CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero,
always a Zero!

9- VOICE MODULATION :
Attendance
in 5 different voices.

10- STAMINA : Tolerating teacher
for consecutive 1 hour

11- PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at
your crush, no matter where so
ever he/she sits

12- HUMANITY : Failing and
keeping
the consistency of giving others a
chance to top!

13- TALENT : Make whole class
laugh
no matter how tense is the
situation.