There once was a woman who woke up one morning,
looked in the mirror, ‘n noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
Well,” she said, “I think I’ll braid my hair today?”
So she did ‘n she had a wonderful day.
The next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror ‘n saw that she had only two hairs on her head.
“H-M-M,” she said,”I think I’ll part my hair down the middle today?”
So she did ‘n she had a grand day.
The next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror ‘n noticed that she had only one hair on her head.
“Well,” she said, “today I’m going to wear my hair in a pony tail.
“So she did ‘n she had a fun, fun day.
The next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror ‘n noticed that there wasn’t a single hair on her head.
“YEAH!” she exclaimed, “I don’t have to fix my hair today!”