HomepageStatus & MessagesFunny Status Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations 1. At market: hey! What r u doing here? Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here. 2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt? Ans :not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again? 3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal: sorry! Were u sleeping? Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping,hw dumb! 4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Hv u had a haircut? Ans: nah! Its autumn season n I m shedding… Next Read: Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai » Related Post जिन्हें हम प्यार करते हैं Kabhi kabhi to aisa lagta hai Sarkari hospital me jaaye toh jaan se hath dhona hai