Some Funny Jokes On Kids/Babies

Sweet Ans. by Child in School

Interviewer:

Teacher: What is your mother’s

name?

Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,

Bas..

pyar se MAA kehta hu.

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Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue

dekh leta hai.

Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna

main apke papa ko bata dunga.

Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,

Bacha kafi try karta hai,

Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,

Baccha pareshan ho kar.

“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”

Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai..

Main to bataunga!!

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1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha

Maa ne pocha

Mere laal ko kya chahiye?

Toffee

Bhishkit

Ya

Milk?

Bachcha:

Bas Ek sanam chahie

aashqi ke liye..!!

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5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki

paribhasha likhi:

Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa

hota hai,

jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko

feel hota hai.

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Height of fashion:
A 2 month old baby boy goes 2 a Huggies outlet centre & asks…?
“Dude levis ka low waist nappy aaya kya.?”

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Doctor to Aishwaryas baby:
you knw who is ur Grand father ?
Baby: yes,Big B
Who’s ur Mother ?
Baby:Miss world
Then who is ur father ?
Baby: No IDEA sirji;):

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A cute new born baby asks d doctr do u hv msg pack?
Doctr-Ya I hv bt y?
BABY-Snd msg 2 God dat i rechd safely n ask him 2 send my girlfrnd soon….

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22 yrs Girl ne.Ek chota se BaBy k Gaal me kiss kiya GRL-oh Sory Tumhare Gaal pe Lipstick lag gai.
Baby-Kuch accha karne se agar Daag lagte ha to Daag acche h.

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1 choti bacchi ne darwaza khola aur apne bhaiya ki grlfrnd ko dekh ke boli..

“Aap roz bhaiya se milne aati ho,

AAPKA APNA bhaiya nhi hai kya..?”