Sardar is Asardar

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile.

1st Sardar: chal police ko de ke aate he.

2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?

1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha..!!


Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyo huss rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to uth ta hi subah 9 baje hu.!


Sardar to Doctor: Mujhe 1 problem he.

Dr: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta

Dr: aisa kab hota he?

Sardar: Phone karte waqt.!!


Man: Sardarji aap ko garmi lagti he to kya karte ho?

Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hu.

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?

Sardar: To A/C ‘on’ kar leta hu.!


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,”He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.”After 11 years an angry Vahe Guru appeared & said,”Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le”


Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega


Hitler: “There’s no word like

IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”

Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha