Santa ki shadi k 3 mahine bad hi

Santa ki shadi k 3 mahine bad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa : Ye 3 mahine me beta kaise ho gaya.
Wife: Apki shadi ko kitne mahine hue.
Santa: 3
Wife: Aur meri shadi ko
Santa: 3
Wife: Aur beta kitne mahine bad hua.
Santa: 3
Wife: Total kitne hue
Santa ha! Yaar waaqayi, 9 mahine ho gaye!
Time Ka pata hi nahi chala….:)