Old, New and latest saying

The new saying

‎”I love walking in the rain so that no one can see my tears!”
– This was the old saying.

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“I love walking in the fog so that no one can see me smoking!”
– this is the new one.

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But the latest one is:
“I love walking on the road, bcoz petrol is now crossed Rs.70 per liter!”