Money Cant Buy You Everything It can buy a bed – but not sleep It can buy a clock – but not time It can buy you a book – but not knowledge It can buy you a position – but not respect It can buy you medicine – but not health It can buy you blood – but not life So you see, money isn’t everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering… So send me all your money and I will suffer for you!!
