Man: 1 Vodka plz.

Man: 1 Vodka plz.

Bar Man: Rs. 5 sir!

Man: What! only Rs. 5?

Can i also hav 1 plate kebab plz?

Bar man: Rs.7 sir.

Man: Wow dat’s really cheap!!
can i meet d owner?

Bar man: No sir, He’s busy wid my GF.

Man:What ‘s he doing with ur
GF??

Bar man: D same thing dat i’m
doing wid his business here. 😀