1. U hav fb account 2. U hav cell phone 3. U watch MTV 4. U use unlimited msg on fb 6. U sleep late 7. U r soo buzy tht u forgot to read number 5 9. Now u scrol up to see if der was number 5 ( dnt wory there is no number 8) 10. Nw u r smiling 11. May laughing 12. Realizing tht u r nt normal!