HomepageHumour Getting married is very much Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Man : Is there any way for long life? Dr : Get married. Man : Will it help? Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come. Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Answer : It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. Next Read: If you don't know » Related Post Definition Of Human Being: Apne Roop Par Itna Guroor Na Kar – Hindi Funny Shayari Teachers call it cheating students