(41) Tharo SMS jab aave hai, maro rom-rom machal jaave hai. Ang-ang mein gudgudi hove hai. Woh tharo SMS ka kasoor nahin hai, kambakht mobile hi VIBRATE par hai!
(42) Subah sham teri yaad aave hai. Saari raat jagave hai. Karne ko to kar le call tumhe, par customer care ki woh ladki bar-bar balance low batave hai!
(43) Har gali har deewar pe tera naam likha hai. Upar wanted aur neeche chavanni inam likha hai!
(44) Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chhod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jana chhod diya. Aap ne SMS karna kya bandh kiya, humne mobile charge hi karna chiood diya!
(45) Ek bahut hi dard bhari shayari arz hai. Dil mein chubhi hai sui, dil mein chubhi ek sui, dil mein chubh gayi sui…..oui oui oui oui!
(46) Honi ko anhoni kar de anhoni ko honi, ek jagah jab jama ho tino……….Chappell, Dravid aur Dhoni!
(47) Jab tum angadayi lete ho to nera dum oikal jata hai. Arey thoda deodorant lagane mein tera kya jata hai?
(48) Jawani ke din nashile ho gaye, husn ke teer nokile ho gaye. Hum izhaar karne mein thoda dheele ho gaye, itne mein unke haath pile ho gaye!
(49) Pyar ek shikva hai, dosti ek jasba hai. Pyar mein har baar dhoka milta hai, dosti mein baar baar mauka milta hai!
(50) Message karne se jo darte hai, call karne pe jo marte hai; badkuck to dekho, aise kanjus dost mere hi palle padte hai!