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Ek ladke ko 1 Crore

Ek ladke ko 1 Crore ki lottery lagte hai, wo sochta hai bank mein jaake account khole.

Bank mein Enter karta hai.

Reception Lady : How can i Help you sir 

Ladka : Ae Kamini mere ko lottery lagi hai sali madarchod mujhe account open karna hai

Reception Lady : Mind your language

Ladka : Language ki ma ka bhosda chal manager ko bula

Reception Lady rush to Manager Cabin.

Manager : Kya problem hai sir, aap ko tamiz nahi hai.

Ladka : Tamiz apni gand mein daal, Mujhe 1 Crore ki lottery lagi hai Account khole ga k nahi.

Manager : Sir kya aap is Randy k muh lag rahe ho. Mein kya yaha MAA CHUDWANE BAITHA HU.

Manager to lady : Aee Randy chal Daru cabin mein bhej.

Moral : Paisa boolta hai.

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