A Case Study on Marriage Decisions

A Case Study on Marriage Decisions: [Averge marital life 30 yrs]

COST:

Marige expenses – Rs. 2 lac

Mthly expen-Rs.15,000

Wifes mthly maintainence- Rs. 3,000

RETURNS:

SEX First 5 yrs- Weekly 3 Times.

Next 5 yrs -Weekly 1 Time.

Next 10 yrs -Once in 15 days.

Next 10 yrs -Once in a month.

MEANING:

1400 times sex in 30 yrs for an estimated expenditure of 66 lac + 2 lac spent on wedding @ 7% for 30 years as per current FD Int rate 29 lac

= 99 lac

CALCULATIONS:

A Man spends Rs.7120 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.

CONCLUSION:Outsourcing is cheaper!

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