A Tourist asked a Boatman:
“Do u know biology, psychology, geology and
criminology?”
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The Boatman said no to all the questions.
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The Tourist then said: “What the hell do u know
on the face of this earth?
You will die of Illiteracy!!”
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After a while the boat started sinking. So the
Boatman asked the Tourist:”
Do u know swimology and escapology from
crocodilogy?
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The Tourist said no.
The Boatman replied: “Well u will drownology and
crocodilogy will eat ur assology and u will
dieology bcos of ur mouthology. 😀 😛