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A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read:
‘KING’s ASS WON’

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
“QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN”
The king fainted….

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: “QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10”
The queen fainted…

The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.
The Next Headlines:
“QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD”
The king died… !!

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