We’ve been together for years

Girl: “Nothing”Boy: “Ok”

Girl: “Ugh fine, whatever, surprise me..just dont spend too much.”

Boy: “Okay what if i told you If I already got your present?”

Girl: “Then I’d be surprised!”

Boy: “Here’s my life”

Girl: “Wait what?”

Boy: “You said to surprise you;
And I did by telling you I already got you your present.
You also said not to spend too much;
So I spend the rest of my life with you.” : )