Some Funny Jokes

1. Teacher-Pappu Ek Story Sunao With moral 🙂
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Pappu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.

2.Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

3. Light jane k baad candle leke pappu toilet ja raha tha
kai kambakhat phook marke keh gaya
Happy birthday 2 u

Batao yaar Emergency ke wqt bhi mazak

4. 1PagaL Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad

“O Teri ” Ye To Wohi H
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Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha

5. Teachar: Whats Full Form Of M.A.T.H.S….??

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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi….

6. WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao

wo konc Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte hopr Tod nhi skte?

HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga.

WIFE- Bolo na plz.

HUBY- Tera MUH..

7. Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,

Neend sukoon se aati hai,

Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,

Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.

Aisa kiyon hai ?

Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aap ki zindagi may
Vitamin “she” ki kami hai…

8. Judge-Na Jane Kyu

Mujhe Tumhari Shakl Jani Pahchani Si Lag Rahi Hai!

Mujrim-Huzoor!

Main Reshma Bai Ke Kothe Me Tabla Bajata Hu.

9. Aunty: Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho.

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Beta: Haan aunty, aur koi option hi nai tha 😀

10. Santa: Mein yahan nahi rahunga, itna chhota room, no window, return my money.
Waiter: Mere Baap! Upar room mein to chal, yah to lift hai. :O 😀