Getting married is very much

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,

you wish you had ordered that.

Man : Is there any way for long life?

Dr : Get married.

Man : Will it help?

Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come.

Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

Answer : It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.