Funny Shayari 1-10

1) Sharaab bani to maikane bane.
Husn bana to deewane bane.
Kucch to hai aap mein,
yun hi nahin paagalkhane bane!

 

(2) Itna achha kaise hans lete ho?
Itna achha kaise muskura lete ho?
Itna zyada kaise bol lete ho?
Kisi se seekha hai kya?
Ya bachpan se hi paagal ho?!

 

(3) Haseen tum ho, to bure hum bhi nahin.
Mahalomein tum ho, to sadak par hum bhi nahin.
Pyar kar ke kehte ho ki shadishuda ho,
kaan khol ke sun lo, kunware hum bhi nahin!

 

(4) Andhe ke haath mein torch,
bahare ke haath mein phone,
goonge ke haath mein mike aur aap ke haath mein mobile!
Vah, kya zamana aa gaya!

 

(5) Maine Bhagwan se kaha phool do to usne bagicha diya;
paani do to samundar diya; ghar do to mahal diya;
paisa do to aapka number diya! To kab aoon lene?

 

(6) Khwabomein ayenge SMS ki taraha.
Dilmein bas jayenge RINGTONE ki taraha.
Dosti kabhi kam na hogi BALANCE ki taraha.
Bas tum busy na rahana NETWORK ki taraha!

 

(7) Vaade bhi dostone kya khoob nibhaye,
jakhm muft aur dard tohfemein bhijwaye.
Isse badhkar wafadari ki misal kya hogi,
ki maut se pehle hi kafan lekar aaye!

 

(8) Aapki chaal mor jaisi, awaz koyal jaisi,
dimag lomdi jaisa, gussa sher jaisa,
aankhen hiran jaisi.
Kitna achha hota agar 2-3 qualities insanowali bhi hoti!

 

(9) Ek tum ho ki kitne achhe ho,
ek tum ho ki kitne pyare ho.
Ek tum ho ki kitne sundar ho,
ek tum ho ki kitne sachhe ho.
Aur ek hum hai ki jhoot pe jhoot bole ja rahe hai!

 

(10) Tum door sahi, majboor sahi,
phir bhi yaad tumhari aati hai.
Tum saans wahan lete ho, badboo yahan tak aati hai!