Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the, God:- “Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai, . Pehla :- “Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq hai, . Dusra :- “Main ek desh bhakt neta hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai, Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai, . . . . Teesra :- “Maine ENGINEERING ki PADHAI KI HAI.” . God :- “kuch mat bol mere bhai, rulaeyga kya ?? saari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai, Swarg par tera hi haq hai..” :O o_O Waah kahi to kadar hui engineering ki :p