Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Sex Quotes, Rock Your Sex Life With Sex Sayings For Him & Her

Rock Your Sex Life With Sex Quotes

Check out the list of dirty and funny phrases and sayings on Sex.

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Get your ass in my bed.


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Give a man a free hand and he’ll try to put it all over you.
– Mae West


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I think same sex couples should be able to get married.


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I want to capture you, like this, and freeze it forever.


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Kiss me hard & fuck me harder!


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Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.


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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you.


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Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.


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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I’m tired.


Sex Quotes For Her

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Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.


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Your pants, they bother me. Take them off!


Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. – Andy Warhol


Your face would look better between my legs.


Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it. – W. C. Fields


I am an artist, art has no color and no sex. – Whoopi Goldberg


I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. – Gore Vidal


When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. – Tom Lehrer


Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization. – Henri Bergson


Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. – Andy Warhol


“Your face would look better between my legs.”


Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it. – W. C. Fields


I am an artist, art has no color and no sex. – Whoopi Goldberg


I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. – Gore Vidal


When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. – Tom Lehrer


Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization. – Henri Bergson


Bedroom Funny Jokes:

Our cat sleeps between us. We call her the Tiny Chaperone.
– Emily Claire Tamblyn


The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
– Brendan Behan


There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
– Lynn Lavner


My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she’s reading.
– Emo Philips


Before casual sex, it’s best not to mention to your partner that you might want to do a little tweeting afterward.
– Greg Tamblyn


Sex is a two-way treat.


Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
– Fran Liebowitz


My sex life is very bad. If it weren’t for pickpockets I’d have no sex life at all.
– Henny Youngman