How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
Category: Shopping Quotes
“I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again…” – Said by no girl ever.
Is listening to the little voice in my head that whispers, “go buy shoes, you know you want to.
Online dating is like shopping for a car online… show me the carfax. wanna see the history.
I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas.
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure… it’s called a credit card.