Insult Messages

Thand aur insult jitni mehsoos karoge.. utni jyada lagegi

Na teri shaan kam hoti, Na rutba hi gatha hota, Jo gusse me
kaha tumne vahi has ke kaha hota.

Bharat me har insaan ke andar ek DOCTOR or ADVOCATE chupa hota
hai, Bas aapko apni takleef batani hoti hai

Seene me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yankin, Yankin me kayal,
khayal me khwaab, Khwaab me tasveer , Tasveer me sirf aap! Itna
darawna khwaab? Baap re baap

Mai kabhi logo ki INSULT nahi karta… Mai bas unhe unki AUKAT
bata deta hu

Jitni choti baat me gabbar goli nahi marta.. Utni choti baat me
aajkal ladkiyaan block maar deti hai

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Girlfriend khana khate hue:”ye tumhara kutta mujhe
bahut der
se ghoor q raha hai.. ?? :/
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Boyfriend:”tum jaldi se kha lo,
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wo apni plate pehchan gaya
hai…:p :O 😀 😀

Teacher to student: jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake wo gadha hota h?

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Student:Sir, kya Matlab me samjha nahi??

Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai,
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aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai.
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Socho boht tez barish ladka ladki akele socho kya hota hai

socho
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socho
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Nhi pata
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ladki ka makeup utar jata hai or ladka dar k bhaag jata hai…
hahahahahaha 😀