Boy vs Girl Definition

Define girl…
.
.
.
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
Gets
Facial,
Bleach,
Waxing,
Hair curling/straighting,
Threading,
Toning,
Scrubing,
Moisturising,
done
&
Puts on
Lipstik,
LipGloss,
Lipliner,
Perfume,
Body toner,
Body lotion,
Eye liner,
Eye shadow,
Eye maskara,
Foundation,
Face powder,
Rings,
Bracelets,
Neckless,
Nail Print
Party dres,
Sandal
Purse
,
and
Says-
“Yaar,jaldi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi
uth kr aa gyi…”

Define
boy…
.
.
.
The one who b4 goin 2 party calls his frnd & asks :
“Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya?”
Frnd Reply : chal be tere baap ki baraat hai !