Category: Shopping Quotes
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
I wouldn’t mind grocery shopping so much, if someone else would come home with me and unload and put them away.
Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.
For once, could my horoscope simply say “you should go out and buy lots of shoes” is that too much to ask?
Despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing – shopping.
Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You’re looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.
How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?