Beggar: Sir plz give me Rs.20 For coffee.

Beggar: Sir plz give me Rs.20 For coffee.

Man: Coffee? Its Rs.10 only.

Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!

Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?

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Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a beggar…..:)